After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

Sheep. Baaa.

What countries have you been looking to move to?

Come on over!

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.