ElectricMachman

More like a Tribble, because you just can’t seem to escape him

The cliffhanger ending of E2 would do it.

Getting into bed with socks on… and then taking 'em off

This, but Read You app instead.

…Good god, someone actually called him Clippit. I never thought the day would come

I was always under the impression that was a similar expression to ‘dog-eared’, i.e. a bit beaten up. But maybe I’m conflating it with another phrase

True…

I’m counting that–which means I also have to count Windows 10 IoT, whose support ends in 2032. XP still wins!

His name is Neil!

Windows XP. 2001–2019. If 10 beats that I’ll be impressed

Shared goal? Shared with whom?

Genuinely confused as to what the use case is for this. Do you put it in your own app / page? Is it for managing features across all your services? Is it just its own features??

If anyone wants a ‘quick’ solution, have a look at ClassicPress which was forked from WordPress a while ago.

https://www.classicpress.net/

NB: it does have a big friendly ‘migrate’ button which works pretty well (in the form of a WordPress plugin). However, expect some of your other plugins not to be compatible.

Eat them for the good of mankind

Similar: the five minute rule. If you’re struggling to get started on a big task, do it for five minutes. Best outcome is that you keep doing the task, and it gets done. But even if you’ve had enough, then at least that’s five minutes’ worth you don’t have to do later.

No no, it’s a board game for lichen

No, he just shot an emu in cold blood to advance the plot a bit quicker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkHYcLM_KIo