I have two Fitbit Charge devices. I took two months off using it. I went to go use them, one will simply not boot (turns on for 1/2 seconds and shuts off) and the other now will only stay charged for a few hours and dies. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but it seems suspicious.

Hands-free by definition requires no hands. You are using terminology that is incorrect on the internet. Expect to be corrected.

Everything else you replied to me is you being super defensive. I never stated anything else other than what you are taking about is technically not hands-free.

In what world does hands free include keeping your hands on the wheel?