All I get recommended are craft and history videos.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn’t notice and backed right into it.

Somehow my children skipped this phase

I heard you need to file every year even if you’ve never lived in the US.

We have to laugh at it to stay sane. We have no control over what the Americans do.

One day my children will realise that half of everything I say is a Spongebob reference.

I feel like people are also a lot more insecure about their bodies because the only other naked bodies they ever really see are the perfect bodies in movies and porn. Nudity wasn’t a big deal in my family growing up and I think I owe a lot of my positive body image to that. I don’t really have any insecurities, even after being pregnant twice.

I love really spicy food but I just don’t like ghost peppers. Is it just spicier than your other sauces?

We had Indian pizza places where I used to live in Canada. It just makes so much sense. Lots of saucy food in Indian cuisine that is eaten with bread.

I used to work at a bakery and my favourite thing to do was bring home a fresh baguette and eat it with blue cheese.

You can! I love chickpea salad.

Chickpea tuna salad. Drain a can of chickpeas, then mix with a can of tuna (drained, if it’s packed in water), some olive oil, red wine vinegar, and salt. I add diced raw onion if I’m not too tired.

I use ketchup instead of tomato paste quite often and fortunately it never really tastes like ketchup. Maybe that’s why.

My dad and I used to eat an entire baguette on the way back from the grocery store.

Me at lunch, me at dinner, me at lunch tomorrow, me at dinner tomorrow…

I’m Canadian so I could be wrong but I think that’s a thing in Chicago, or at least similar to that. Or some other big American city.

I used to microwave slices of Portuguese sausage like that. Now I’ll have to try it in the air fryer.

I think harm needs to be clearly defined.

These are really common where I live but I’ve never had one. They’d be a nightmare for my forgetful ass. I’d never remember to check the mail. I already forget and my mailbox is next to my front door.

Personally, I don’t memorise facts about people I don’t like. I learn them and forget them but don’t forget that I don’t like that person.