I hate that this will get overshadowed by the news about Kissinger. The man was an absolute bard and will be sorely missed.

Li’l Proper Configuration

It’s been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.

Bout to change his name to “Diddly”

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

Sad day, but the digital carousel of penises will live on elsewhere.

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.