Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

We paid for cable and streaming services too. They’ll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.