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Let’s not let pesky things like facts get in the way!

Won’t stop fumes but it will stop a bunch of particulate pollution and prevent you from accidentally eating bugs!

Less visible? lol…

FFS…

DUSTBOWL II: Electric Boogaloo

I’m right handed but I usually hold my phone with my left hand.

The one in your heart?

Coincidence?

Supposed to is the important part there, wage theft is depressingly common.

Or maybe just take a walk, use public transit, ride a bike, or use some other sort of !micromobility!

“I AM A GOLDEN DOG!”

-Dog probably

Oh fuck off.

Press X to continue.

There are a bunch of 100% printable designs and remixes for rubber band guns, some of them are very cool. You should check them out for inspiration!

Print him a rubber band gun lol, they’re relatively easy to print. I think there are some nerf dart gun designs out there too.

UBO > AdBlock

The bullets you have to use to fire one will 100% set off a metal detector though, never mind that these devices themselves are terrible, often unreliable, and potentially dangerous to the user.

[excited Guy LeDouche noises]

IDK, seems like you’re giving him too much credit but that does sound pretty plausible. Would be pretty short-sighted of SA though, it’s not like people can’t use other apps.

Let’s be real: You could probably build one out of literal trash if you really wanted to.