androogee (they/she)

They are planning to buy

So far so good

or maybe just electricity

Uh oh

The guy punching me clearly espouses a pacifist ideology, so calling him violent is absurd horseshoe theory nonsense.

… What the fuck

Lol they would take every penny if they could

Daaaaamn gurl swing them big ole shit tanks!

In the same way that they don’t contain ash. The tar and ash are produced by combustion.

Damn, if only someone had asked a hypothetical question wherein copyright law controls everything.

Oh well, that’ll never happen.

Good thing you were here to rectify such a foolish mistake.

Made themself a mint, that’s what.

Taking of Pelham 123 is one of the most watchable movies I’ve seen. The original.

I’m falling! You’re falling! We’re falling!

…WHALE

Well now my wish is redundant, so… I dunno, a nice meal first?

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

Lich, I said what I said
I’d rather be immortal than dead

Well… He did.

Turns out it didn’t matter.

I don’t know, my emotions?

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

ish

That man’s got a pussy on his head.

I just got a handheld emulation machine that runs pretty much anything up to Dreamcast, and having a huge chunk of the history of gaming in my pocket has been rad as hell.

Rediscovering a lot of GBA games has been a lot of fun. Wario Land 4 is so fucking good, and I feel like it’s been completely forgotten.

??

You okay?