Is it, though?

I see what you dad there.

My great grandpa ingested dihydrogen monoxide every day of his life, often more than once. And now he’s dead.

Do you think it encourages people to be kind when they do something charitable and get told “Yeah, no, fuck you still”?

The “people are generally decent but the system is not” timeline.

For context, a Gameboy is 144p.

Groan tube

I’m highly skeptical the hardware in the switch 2 will even be able to compete with what the steam deck already has.

Oh, hey, my Democrat senator from downtown Denver voted against it. Guess I have a phone call to make.

A new Tony Hawk Underground game set in a fascist dystopia sounds pretty sick, tbh.

Didn’t realize it was so tough to infer that banning tiktok might upset big parts of Biden’s base, who are already alienated by the Gaza situation, and that I was likening it to shooting oneself in the foot. Sorry.

Not sure if the reason Biden can barely walk is because he’s 1000 or because of all those holes in his foot.

I suspect they did it so people wouldn’t be put off from buying something close to expiration.

In fairness to the people I worked for, they only put it on stuff with a short shelf life anyway, so it was all fairly close to expiring. Also, it was a convenience store. Most people ate it right away.

It might be the Julian date (I have no idea where the name comes from) which is just basically January 1st is 001, December 31st is 365, and the rest of the year is between. So this would be around December 15th.

We used it for food expirations on some things at the convenience store I used to work at.

“Speaker Johnson! How do you legislate with such a slim majority?”

“That’s the neat part: you don’t.”

If he wrote about it in his diary, wouldn’t that make it a conscious wish to sleep with his mother?

It’s the modus operandi of the Roberts Court. Citizens United was originally about airing a political documentary too close to an election, until the conservative majority went above and beyond to basically make spending money a form of protected speech.

The Colorado case was just about a state court taking someone off a ballot, and the conservative majority went above and beyond to neuter a constitutional amendment.

Wish I hadn’t read this headline, it validates the anxiety I’ve had before about being confronted for turning around in a stranger’s driveway.

And where being poorly suited for wielding that kind of power responsibly makes you more likely to be one of those fucking dudes.

Why is it that the only rights conservatives ever want to protect involve being an asshole?