comedy

The Model Rules explicitly disallow the type of defense she’s posing, I.e. “my boss told me it was OK!” She knows this, so she’s attempting to shift to a defense of innocent negligence (lack of diligence), rather than willful violations of law and ethics rules. Which, given she’s just agreed to be convicted of a crime or crimes, is going to be a tough defense to put up.

I believe Colorado will start separate bar/ethics proceedings now that’s she’s been newly convicted of a crime. She was not convicted when the CO Bar originally censured her, though the subject of the censure is largely the same.

TL;DR: She’s chock full of shit and hopes the CO Bar is going to punish her for a lack of diligence (which might be a lesser punishment) than for intentionally attempting to subvert an election.

Source: I’m a lawyer barred in two states. Kill me.
Disclaimer: take whatever I say with a massive grain of salt, I’m not your lawyer, I’m not barred in Colorado, etc.

What will be the Windows equivalent to “drink verification can?”

I always thought Ibanez was the worst for this. “What guitar would sound good on this track? I know - the SEW761CW! Or, if not, maybe a AZS2200F?”

Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you’ll be eating for lunch!

Yeah that’s a little weird too. A discerning cannibal would’ve chosen Potbelly.

Anyone else think the Sake part of the story is really weird too? Like, is that the preferred pairing with human flesh? Who makes that recommendation? A cannibal sommelier?

He’s likely going to be carefully managed for the rest of his life

Let’s fucking hope

I was referencing his ego (“fat head”). Save the scolding for your undoubtedly large collection of cats.

His fat head would probably slow things down a good bit, unfortunately

How is she homeless ? Why doesn’t she have a home in jail after she was caught embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars?

I don’t know if “business traveler” is Frontier’s main customer, exactly.

Well that’s good

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, “oh fuck, what am I even doing here.”

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don’t think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else’s fault.

But yeah…maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake “tycoon.” It served him well enough, as you noted.

This isn’t the entire story, just a snippet that was copied from the full story, which is linked in OP.

Enjoy, hope he takes some remedial civics lessons and cult deprogramming classes. He’ll have lord of time to do so.

Holy shit that person who did Todd Howard was spot on

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don’t let anyone know I’m leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It’s a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

KF has a fedi site?

The McDonald’s actually preserves your organs, apparently