Oh Trav-ee.

I’m so excited for this game.

Just be careful when you wash them. Destroyer of fingers and knuckles.

Get a helmet dude. Sometimes tricks go awry and you don’t want to hit your head. I love helmets.

Stoplights at a junction should be done in phases and not in straight on green and turn on green only if it’s clear.

If you have a 4 way junction then each way should green for you to go straight or turn off for a period of time.

I’m sure there’s a mini game for that.

What you got against True Value Morpheus?

Give me that LMDE.

My friend and I saw an ad on TV for Dance Central for Xbox 360 and the kinect. We had a good laugh. He ended up buying it for me for Christmas. For the joke, we played it and next thing you know, I mastered most of the dances and they are legit. Definitely up’d my dancing game at the club.

Eating Slim Jims.

You can cut it with a knife or a jab saw. It’s used in AC installation all the time.

Expanding spray foam.

Chrome is the new Internet Explorer.

When I was younger, like 15/16, I was working a job in a stone quarry during my spring break. Long days, hot sun but all cash and made decent money.

One of my neighbors whom I would briefly speak to all the time wanted to borrow some money. I think it was $400 or something. At that age, I wanted to help out and I wanted seem cool, so I lent it. He asked for a bit more and more and eventually it ended up to about $1100. My neighbor said their paycheck was coming ‘next week’ and could easily pay me back.

Next week never came. I followed up with the neighbor and they said something happened to their paycheck but the money was coming. He then said a showing of good faith, he’d give me his payslip as proof and that I needed to get it back to him so I he cash he check. Stupid me knew something to was up but because I was naiive and impressionable, I told him I trusted him and I’ll await the money.

I managed to get his number and I called to follow up again, but he had some girl answer the phone and when I asked to speak to him, she said, “Oh he’s getting cookies right now…”

A week later the phone was disconnected and then I didn’t see him for a while. I then moved out of the neighborhood.

Eventually I saw him a few years later and mentioned about the money that he owed me but he ‘wasn’t sure what I was talking about’. I long since before then realized the money was gone. Expensive lesson but that’s a story of how I got scammed.

It’s still ongoing? I totally need to catch up, but I am so far behind, I was waiting for it to finish.

Well then maybe don’t charge me 3 months’ rent for one?

I remember playing Big Sky Trooper for the SNES which was about killing the alien slugs and you had to navigate the solar system.

Socks because most people like socks.

Mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes.

Matrix 4 felt like a direct-to-video sequel.