Out of the package, after the 5 seconds, it morphs in to regret. Then it gets worse everytime you look at it.

At least he isn’t a liar…

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In China, a family adopted a bear and raised it for two years thinking it was a Tibetan Mastiff. This story went viral like two years ago.

Autist here.

I bet I paid more taxes then this corrupt, nepo baby.

I am also willing to bet I have a higher IQ too.

KEEP MY LAMPS SPOUT OUT OF YOUR BUTT!

Will Smith as the Genie

Before reading the last panel, I thought this was about a chef pissed off about a Michelin review so he decides to review their tires.

Spider-Ham’s origin story:

Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider’s abilities.

Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig…

Source: Wikipedia

Guys I got it.

I want a Green Lantern ring.

ring flys away looking for a worthy holder

Some how this ended up with erectile dysfunction…

In the 90s X-Men animated series, there was an episode where there was a city wide mutant attack pushed by the Friends of Humanity. One of the scenes had a guy explaining he just looks different and that he has no real powers. 😢