A scanner darkly

Keep business and family separate.

Acab motherfuckers

Man bummer oh geez

Lol suffering means nothing! Us humans are gonna die at age 80 anyways. Might as well suffer for my adult life instead of living a happy life, what’s the difference, right?

My goodness, the lack of empathy for living creatures is just fucking wild. You can slaughter something AND not want it to lead a terrible life until its death, ya know.

Yeah, totally, just giving chickens the free range space to live healthily in the first place is definitely the inferior choice. You nailed it.

We got ourselves a troll, that’s all

Unfortunately too late I think. It’s metastasized.

Can your explain your comment? I’m unsure what the TM here is supposed to imply. Not trying to be a dick, I’m genuinely unsure lol and trying to learn

I read this expecting to be on the ACLUs side. As a pretty liberal guy… I don’t see it. Sounds like they don’t like her speaking up is all.

1312

Aw bummer geez

Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you’re managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can’t quite make the bills. It’ll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it’ll be OK. There’s a second crematorium down the street anyways, I’ll just send my biz there.

Well crap, people are living longer. Still can’t pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I’ll head to the third crematorium. I’ll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!

It’s been six months. I still haven’t paid these guys. Now they won’t take new bodies. They’re on to me, I’m on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I’m sure I’ll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use…

We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They’ll never know the difference!

Then the cops showed up, weird

Whilst I don’t disagree, the people who spent all this money on the cyber truck almost certainly didn’t do it for the patina, and saying otherwise is pretty obvious fanboy-ism.

“Looking forward to the patina” HAHA whatever you fools gotta tell yourselves…

Acab

This guy needs more bootstraps!

/s

As long as we all have to look at a stupid unfinished building, I say this is free game

Ooooh, you forgot to include the triple-stamp, so you’re going to jail unfortunately.

This is the American ingenuity I live for