That’s the most hilarious bullshit I’ve ever read. Gorgeous. Love it.

The crust is for the garlic cream.

Why is she wearing a bra in bed? Isn’t that the most uncomfortable piece of clothing one can wear in bed? (Besides ski boots, maybe.)

They’re both 25.

Life was very demanding then.

Don’t care for marketing. Wait what the users say.

Next should be “russian asset cat”.

What’s on the table in the last panel to the right of the cup? A toaster? Baseball cap?

Not the slightest relation. Really none.

As a leftist feet guy who is regularly chewing on toes I can confirm.

There should be a hefty price for such bullshit.

The second I come home I put on the most worn out comfortable, soft clothes ever made.

Telephones in Germany had round plugs until after ww2. The plugs were very convenient and also very bulky. They got replaced with much smaller plugs with more pins.

Genetics.

Oh yeah. And they know what they want.

Road kill pleases the deadly automobile.

That’s very easily very accurate.

Easy. Live near the edge of the city, walk ten minutes, be in the forests and open fields around.

And a city full of fun and public transport at your doorstep.

Yes, but maybe another way with more achievable goals would then be better?

There’s research that found that people without children are happier than people with children.

Above a certain threshold there will be no discernible difference in the outcome to our civilisation.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. G. Carlin was and is right.