1.2 Million MPH compared to what? I mean our sun is travelling at 828,000 km/hr. So it doesn’t sound really all that special.

He was already selling flame-throwers. That would be hilarious.

lol. They are. It’s truly amazing!

I have several of these around me. I call them trees, and plants. They use solar power to convert carbon, water, and minerals, into a solid form, which I call wood.

My answer -was- easier though. Don’t put the pizza in the oven, just eat less. :)

It’s easier to not eat them in the first place. Why eat 2000 calories a day, and then go running for 2 hours to burn 1000 calories off? That’s like filling up your tank and then doing extra work to burn them off. Just don’t put them in at all.

lol good luck with that. Did you ever think maybe the reason he’s making all these ridiculous changes, is to keep the peanuts busy, while he slashes spending? Cause it seems to be working.

The Atari was launched in 1977. Looks like he was 5 years too late.

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