This is an unusual comment I’m gonna make, unusual for me b/c I get phased by violent content and not dark humor

Comic made me a little uncomfortable maybe because it’s actually showing implied child abuse. If it’s just alluded to then it’s just your imagination and you don’t imagine it well enough way it’s painful, but they show it & it’s like “bro that guy’s a child rapist holy shit wtf”

Plus the lowest possible defense, 4chan-esque “akshually ephebophilia” “but in Japan…”, don’t even fly for Sherlock

Edit: also there’s no greater point as you’ve mentioned, like if he wore a Jared Subway mask… potential big change in vibe

DDBing (DDG) hates quotation marks, exact match searches, and is slow to crawl. Google’s right quick, impressive.

Thank you 🫡 was interested to see that

Gosh, Don’t tread on me-sothelioma

We were here when history was made

Looks like you’re not familiar with the inside of my mask

True!!

OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)

But really, who wouldn’t? They’re not our kids! Well, nearly 100% of them aren’t. Little Johnny will forgive papa for it one day right?

“Lucky we’re not countersuing! Oh the damages you are certain to be causing in the futureeee, the burns”

Actually now that I think about it maybe this was a multimillion dollar protest. The headlines have been published for and wide. I bet a few people spent more time feeling guilty than working right after as well - imagine one of them quitting. Still somewhat hard to believe it would lose them contracts but perhaps there will be potential customers who want to avoid connection with Microsoft until this blows over.

Nice try, you almost threw us off the scent!

Do any of them meet the classic stereotype when it comes to like licking infants’ faces n stuff? No offense to your buddies of course!

The trope would be something like:

MY loving family pet (ADescendantOfWolvesWithABiteForceOf230PoundsPerSquareInch) would never hurt a fly

(Of course it’s just a different risk tolerance like we all have with all kinds of things)

The math

It hurts

Pretty big brain right there I’ve gotta say

I need to see the political equivalent of headlines like “Main Street is on fire” but don’t need to read every article for every sad topic.

A bit of a scary thought, not predominantly due to finger biting over those cars specifically. I’m just imagining the kind of violence we might inflict on each other in the coming years.

For instance, pretend tomorrow’s headline is… oh , say:

One third of 1% of all Teslas have been vandalized each day every day for the past week, and activists promised to maintain the strict schedule.

How long would it take before we saw some significant White House action? And what might a social response look like in the streets? Would any Priuseses be safe?!

It’s too bad when one person on planet Earth has published a solution to a problem you have. And it’s some random commenter on Reddit from a few years ago. And under optimal conditions, the only thing to do would be to give a little thank you.

How stupid is this conspiracy theory:

If it were a threat, like “this is what you’re gonna be worth if you don’t accept, anyway” depending on how power drunk he was feeling when hitting Tweet

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Hell yeah stoves ‘n’ limes

@lime@feddit.nu

Thanks 😎

Would like never jack off

(Holodecks are affordable right?)

Pretty good, but I prefer Osama Bin Laden Sniper Pizza Rolls

LOL

Why?!

Le epic 14 y/o troll mAStEr mOvE was doing the worst nonverbal political thing one can do and getting away with it without apologizing.

The centrists accept it might have been inadvertent. He’d never have the lefties anyway and the far right will, of course, absolutely love it. It’s the kind of thing a kid in shoes of power might dream up and run by the team and all have fits of laughter: “they can’t prove anything if you don’t say anything!”

/fiction /conspiracytheory

Nice way to commemorate the Jan 6ers’ prison release. And great distraction, as it must be.