CarrotsHaveEars

All those dangling function bodies… and there come the garbage collector.

You want a dic pic now? You know, try to make it up to you?🤔

Your boss became your girlfriend, now wife?

Nah, she finished off the monster with a Wing Chun one-inch punch.

Some religion believes that a soul can reincarnate into non-human anmals such as pigs. Or even inaminate objects. If a soul gets whipped in hell it can vanish.

So at least we now solved the underpopulation problem.

And do you know that some non-human animals can upgrade to humans or even gods if they consume holy food/drinks, or ‘charged’ by holy relics such as sacred stones?🤭 Yeah, that creates new souls!

When knowing a rejection is destined, I would rather disappear and see the crush be with someone else. A hope which has been shot down is a scar for life, whereas an attempt never made painfully warms my heart forever.

Thanks a lot for your idea! I’m thinking of drawing a version where the ‘smart’ ghost suggests go through the door and get the key. The key dropped on the floor inside, and the two sitting on the floor outside again, frowned and not knowing what to do.

Never have I had more than one sex partner.

Never have I had sex with more than one person, simultaneously.

Have you heard of vacuum decay?

I know, right? They barely make consumer grade products that last nowadays.

Where can I claim the money that is equal to the number of upvotes of my comments?

Stupid! You should tell it to write the test cases first and follow TDD!

‘AI, write the test cases for my project! No! You stupid computer! This isn’t testing the features correctly! Ah, no! You’re now just printing the string “PASS”!’

Garfield die

Hahahaha!

1 man can feed 10,000 families after automation, but capitalism has taken away the extra 9,999 families worth of wealth, and the working class is now back to square 1.

You said you can’t use public transit twice but neither time did you specify why.

I usually run emerge firefox then have sex.

And dessert you

New Zealand

frowns

Nuevo Zelando.

Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.