My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

My first thought also

I’ve spent most of my life in the South, I absolutely know what chitlins are. They ain’t great but they are what they’re intended to be: making the most out of whatever you can afford.

I’m also Italian-American. Carbonated pasta sauce was intended for no man. It would be an abomination against God and nature.

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.

Those are great but I recently switched to these. They are a little more expensive but they come with three different filters for different decibel levels.

Man, I love Asher Perlman. He’s what happens when you take New Yorker cartoons and make them actually funny.

That is the most important tool in my kitchen.

I substituted a knife for the spoon and I feel like it still came out ok.

My dad was two of those things. Well, only two as far as I know.

It’s pronounced “urinal.”

Y’all come to New Orleans and try to pronounce a single street name “right.”

See also: Lafayette (Le-FAY-it)

It’s a lot more fully featured. It’s allows for a lot more complex mixing and editing. It supports a lot more plugins including virtual instruments. Audacity is good for basic recording and mixing but Ardour takes it to the next level in terms of versatility and control.

If you are interested in audio engineering I would recommend Ardour.

That’ll do as well.

Yeah, that would ruin the joke. If everyone hates him it’s farcical. If one person likes him then everyone else becomes a monster.