Nintendo fanboys would never

I like hollow knight, but i don’t think i can ever go back to that game. I had so much fun for a few hours and then i walked around for an hour or two, being beyond lost.

I remember playing echo the dolphin a lot as a kid. There wasn’t a single moment where i knew what i was supposed to do.

No one should

I always thought whatever generation comes next will have it so good, because the i ternet is fast and well developed and shit. But no, the internet actually peaked in 2000. With all the ads now, it’s barely usable anymore. Does anyone remember when you would go to a website and not immediately click it away because it’s just a clickbait ad filled minefield?

They didn’t make mario 64 on a nintendo 64?

What i learned from doomsday preppers is that you need guns and food and shelter. Apparently it doesn’t matter that you’re an unfit fuck that can’t walk 20m without a car.

First i need to know what Katy Perry thinks about linux

It is a super deep game for how simple it is, i think that’s the “genius” part. But remembering openings in chess and their names doesn’t make you a genius, it makes you a genius in chess.

I have an lg tv that has never seen the internet. It runs on a shield with kodi. With that being said, fuck shield and their ads

My lg tv is honestly the best tv i have ever owned. I have 0 complaints, my old house got flooded a few years ago and the tv soaked up a good amount of water and after some running time, it went back to working flawlessly.

But i would never connect that fucker to the internet.

I just find it kida gross to inhale something that already was in someone elses lung. It doesn’t matter if it smells like cotton candy. It’s pointless and stupid

I stop bitching about smokers when they manage to not throw their garbage everywhere.

And yes i know, of course you are the one smoker that has a pocket ashtray.

I mean you do have to wright in thr pros and cons. Like asbestos is crazy good in what it does. if you have it in your building and don’t fuck with it, it doesn’t matter. I’m not some pro asbestos nut or anything, but they banned asbestos because of health concers, but smoking and alvohol is still fine, which has absolutely no positive side effects

My sister’s boyfriend bought an oldtimer with no seatbelt. The previous owner installed some and he took them out again. I think there is nothing that brings him more joy than to tell people how he doesn’t need a seatbelt. He also drives his children around in this deathtrap. But he also refuses to wear a helmet when they ride their ebike. My sister nagged so long about it that he now takes the helmet with him, but he doesn’t wear it, that’s the compromise they reached. Some people are just fucking weird.

That’s not true, i have 4 toilets and 1 money

For me it worked fine and then it studded like crazy. Apparently it has a problem with all the garbage in the world

They knew it from the beginning and never adressed it. Why would they, nintenodo babies are just gonna buy new controllers

Shitty hardware, stick drift that they port to the new console, insane prices, they shoce dlc’s into kuds faces until they make their parents buy it…

You say that because your hot daughter is not a top dog.