Oof, right in the balls.

• blood is thicker than water - true
• blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb - also true

Overall blood is pretty gloopy and goes down pretty well on spaghetti

vastly overshadowed by their penguin cousins though!

Empty if they came from someone who didn’t spend every moment of his being encouraging children and adults alike to be their best selves. It’s Mr Rogers. I read it in his voice. His words hit me right in the balls and made me keel over breathless.

South Stack in Holyhead? That’s where I saw them too!

Extremely relevant:
Bo Burnham - 1985

looming threat of nuclear annihilation

I saw a red-beaked crow the other day, super rare. A Cornish Chough theyre called.

(I have no photos of my own but they look like these majestic bastards:)

Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleep

theyre mini apartments based in miniturisation tech, nothing to do with pokemon

The Mayans warned us about him

A human on a leash walks past another human on a leash. They lock eyes on their t-shirts.

“Team Jacob sucks!”
“No, Team Edward sucks harder!”
“Jacob sucks the most!”
“Edward was sucking before Jacob was even born!”
“Jacob sucks more in a single year than Edward sucks in several extended lifetimes!”
“Edward sucks full time though, whereas Jacob only sucks part-time!”
… etc

I analysed the panel using lasso regression to fit a subset of setups to expected punchlines, using both short and long lambdas, and this post came up short.

Gesundheit

Little Greg Spider
Slept on a cider,
Dreaming of flies and babes.

Along came a man,
Who bit off half his can,
And now Greg files taxes for a wage.

Using the sniper rifle in CyberPunk and watching the car traffic become 2D shadow puppets.

That’s when you really realise just how polished a game GTAV was in comparison. The game is terribly boring after a while, but not once do they break the immersion.

Cyberpunk is terribly interesting, but the immersion gets broken a few times like this.