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Nah.

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Yes, that’s kind of how an investigation works you dingbat.

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Because, as we all know, it’s ONLY the Republicans that are out of session right now… right?

Imbecile.

It is, quite literally, every moment of every day. Your ignorance is fucking astounding.

Pick any time that Congress is not in session. There is ALWAYS something they could be passing to save one group or another. Painting this shit as “OMG CONGRESS DUN CARE” is the kind of garbage-tier anti-government horseshit that ends up with idiots voting for Republicans. “Well, if da gubmint dusnt do nothin’ then why have gubmint?!?” You hear this shit every time Congress is out of session for any reason. There’s ALWAYS some bill that just absolutely has to be passed even though none of it mattered six months ago. It’s politically expedient to complain about it now, so that’s what happens.

Congress is not full of goddamn robots, and their schedule is prepared well in advance. If you call them back to vote on this shit, you’re necessarily delaying OTHER votes and hey, guess what, when they go on break there will be YET ANOTHER vote that wasn’t done because they went on break that’s NOW the big boogeyman bill that they should be voting on rather than going on break.

It’s a never ending cycle of bullshit.

Pay more attention.

It’s entirely what you implied.

Be more literate.

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Fuckin’ bleeding heart RINO accepting Federal money like the fuckin’ welfare queen they are. We need to just separate from the US and start our own country so we don’t have to HEY WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON’T GET MUH CORN SUBSIDIES?!?!?!??!

Lax.

And of fucking course he won’t find what he wants in Texas, because what he wants is his own fucking fiefdom.

You are aware that every government is literally always leaving someone to die every moment of every day, right?

Welcome to the world. It’s shit.

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“Hey, honey, it’s the episode where OP learns how the internet works!”

“Why do people choose to live under bridges wherever they want instead of in one giant communal room where they have a cot they can be raped on when they try to sleep?”

It’s spelled accommodation. For someone that supposedly graduated college you’d think you’d know that.

“THEY” don’t refuse anything. Some people do.

Not that you give a shit. You just regurgitate whatever your asshole uncle tells you to without thinking.

Fuck back off to posting Fox News articles in your conservative circlejerk hut and stay there, shitbag. No real human wants to interact with you cunts.

That’s what a baseball bat and dumpster are for.

Ah, yes, the Autodesk style “not a subscription.”

Which lasts JUST long enough to get people to buy in on the lower levels before they pull the fucking rug.

Of course. Because it’s always the “other” with right-wingers. Not a genuine human in the bunch.

“Come and Take It” is a reference to the Battle of Gonzales. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it

There’s little chance most people with those stickers know that though. It’s the same group that unironically loves their Punisher skull shaped Thin Blue Line stickers.

Texit would result in…

• A perpetual Democratic majority in the US.
• A sudden spike in available Federal road construction dollars, as Texas will no longer be usurping a massive chunk more than they contribute.
• The closing and relocation of numerous military bases, which would utterly devastate a number of communities that only hang on because of the thousands of welfare queen freeloaders polishing knobs while wearing camo.
• Texas suddenly needing to find sources for things like corn and wheat.
• Tens of thousands of businesses instantly shuttering and moving to other states because they literally cannot be operated outside of the United States. Like… you know… the fucking aerospace industry or anything with encryption.
• The sudden realization that they do not have a military and thus no way to defend their borders without Cletus and his yokel buddies.
• The slightly less sudden realization that Cletus was vaporized from fifteen miles away by a missile fired from an F35.
• A descent into Russia-tier dipshittery.
• Getting hit in the face that without the Federal government to play off as the boogeyman the Texas legislature would have to actually fucking accomplish something for once.

That last one is what will insure none of these inch-dick GOP fucks let this happen. They KNOW they’re worthless. They KNOW they’re trash humans. They KNOW they have created a base that will absolutely murder them the moment the bread runs out.

So I’m all in favor of Texit. There are literally no downsides for me.

Meanwhile my brother in law apparently had some life-altering experience because his kids were cold in the house and still refuses to lift a fucking finger to get out of this shitbag state.

Mayonnaise motherfuckers will allow this state to flourish despite everything.