Shrek 2, unironically
Also Sucker Punch and Tron Legacy
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
Shrek 2, unironically
Also Sucker Punch and Tron Legacy
Horns and a forked tongue
I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation
I’ve been driving for well over a decade, nearing two. I hate every minute of it. Honestly, I hate other drivers more than driving itself. Trust no one, assume everyone is out to kill you because half of them are.
Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Manhattan, New Jersey, ACAB Island, and Westchester
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The theory is that a rotating plate heats food evenly
In practice what ends up happening is my ceramic bowl heats to 500 degrees while the contents somehow get colder??? Except for like, one carrot that is now glowing red
You can get a wax seal kit for that much. I have a whole set now, but I seal absolutely everything. All you need is a candle, a wax melting spoon, a seal, and sealing wax
The latter since due to ADHD and trauma I’m basically already there 🙃
FWIW, I’ve killed a bunch of Phillips hue bulbs through normal use
Spite of all the people who want me dead or want to see me fail
I’m not even being sarcastic
I’m a sideshow performer, which is a nicer way of saying I am good at putting sharp objects where they don’t belong
Really it’s more about combining danger (or the perception of danger), theatrics, and dance but at its core it’s silly to talk about. I call myself a professional weirdo
The title song from the OG mirrors edge, which is by Solar Fields
As a professional fire performer and fuel tech, you have no idea how many times people jokingly accuse me of arson. Like please, I’m not a novice, the guys set themselves on fire half the time. The state has my fingerprints anyways.
As opposed to the guy who said he wants to be a dictator on day one?
What’s the best way to cut and handle jackfruit without feeling like you just fingered a jar of gorilla glue afterwards
Honestly even pineapple is fine on white pizza. I don’t usually like it much with red tomato sauce, but that’s honestly more because of the tomato sauce. I’ll absolutely devour a white pizza with pineapple and ham.
Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC
It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees