“Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?”

“(mumble mumble)”

“He does for this one.”

NCD containment breach! This is not a drill!

People want the newest shiniest thing. Cars are no longer tools, but status symbols. And people absolutely will not give up status.

I just shut everything down.

I can’t think of a scenario where I need a PC/laptop in less than 10-20 seconds.

Phone? Sure, if I want to take a quick photo or something, but a PC? Where’s the hurry?

Maybe millionares. But billionares? It’s no longer about smarts, but taking advantage and building your wealth on the backs of others.

Musk is not smart, he’s shrewd.

Oh man, I wish that we could have that here. One app from one of the bigger banks here, straight up refuses to run if you didn’t download it from the Play Store (like Aurora).

The only downside to this is that banking apps won’t work anymore. Some of them won’t work without GMS, or with a custom ROM, or if Knox is triggered (Smasnug), or even if the bootloader is unlocked.

Unfortunately, more and more banks are deprecating their web apps in favor of mobile apps, 'cause who doesn’t have a smartphone?.

Otherwise, I’d switch back to LOS in a heartbeat.

That goes against the whole anti-tracking idea of these frontends.

If you want to be tracked (and across multiple platforms no less), just keep using Google’s crap.

Can’t help bringing the US into everything, can you? This happened in India.

Here comes another Chinese earthquake: ebrbrbrbrbrbr

RealDebrid with Stremio or Kodi.

The 24 hours passed.

IRS commin’ in tellin’ me “Ain’t you boys goin’ gimme some back taxes?”

I told them they’d be lucky if they got some front taxes.

Rooting your vacuum cleaner. If that’s not proof we’re living in the future, I don’t know what is.

poor people are poor as shit

rich people who are richer off the backs of poor people are not poor as shit

I’m dumb and wrong. It uses Rust, SwiftUI and Jetpack Compose.

I have a gold medal at jumping to conclusions.

Have we lost the knowledge how to make native software? Do we really have to use bloated, memory hogging “web apps” disguised as executables? Is cross-platform really worth the performance impact?