ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-212 hours agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square86linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down17
arrow-up1191arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-212 hours agomessage-square86linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down14
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square31linkfedilink
Worthess@discuss.online · 1 day agoLight switches should be glow in the darkmessage-squaremessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLight switches should be glow in the darkWorthess@discuss.online · 1 day agomessage-square43linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 22 hours agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down110
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 22 hours agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down16
arrow-up1385arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square39linkfedilink
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-222 hours agoMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down16
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-222 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square284linkfedilinkarrow-up11.54Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.53Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square284linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down111
arrow-up1195arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square22linkfedilink
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 days agoWhy walk, when you can ride?message-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down18
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareWhy walk, when you can ride?TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoremessage-squaremessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1469arrow-down132
arrow-up1437arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoreFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square55linkfedilink
jenni007@lemm.ee · 2 days agoWho needs a lawn?message-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down13
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWho needs a lawn?jenni007@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 days agoEvery time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down12
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.plus-squareChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.message-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down112
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareThe people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoThe unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down18
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareThe unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.plus-squareTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoEvery day reading the news makes me feel like I'm Adam de la Peña from the 2003 comedy central show, I'm with Busey.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down12
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareEvery day reading the news makes me feel like I'm Adam de la Peña from the 2003 comedy central show, I'm with Busey.plus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoAn edgelord used to be a wannabe cool guy, now it's someone that's really good at masturbating without finishing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down19
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareAn edgelord used to be a wannabe cool guy, now it's someone that's really good at masturbating without finishing.plus-squareaislopmukbang@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe Devil (Lucifer) is an undercover cop.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down111
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareThe Devil (Lucifer) is an undercover cop.plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe use of lunar calendar might be the reason why days start at midnight. message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down13
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareThe use of lunar calendar might be the reason why days start at midnight. YICHM@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
stembolts@programming.dev · 4 days agoI should wash my hair.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1338arrow-down136
arrow-up1302arrow-down1message-squareI should wash my hair.plus-squarestembolts@programming.dev · 4 days agomessage-square54linkfedilink
😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down15
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareI'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
