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minus-squarefriend_of_satan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoYou are stealing? Right to hell. You are playing music too loud? Right to hell, right away. Driving too fast? Hell. Slow? Hell. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, hell. You overcook chicken? Hell. We have the best citizens because of hell.
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoSpread our gospel and hand over a percentage of your salary? Heaven.
You are stealing? Right to hell. You are playing music too loud? Right to hell, right away. Driving too fast? Hell. Slow? Hell. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, hell. You overcook chicken? Hell. We have the best citizens because of hell.
Spread our gospel and hand over a percentage of your salary? Heaven.