I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn’t be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.
And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.
Awwh I’d pet you though
The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.
I’d boop kolanaki
I’d play the fuck outta this video game
Stray 2: Dog
Yeah, but she’s getting murmaidered by pollution.
Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.
The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.
She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year’s model so she wants moooore.
She might want to look into thingamabobs
She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.
You need your knives, CHECK!
Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler
I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.
She’s actually just reacting to internet videos. Like “dayum, that’s crazy.” Everyone wins!
2mermaids1cup doesn’t really translate well until you are on land.
I like you
NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?
You duped
