Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That’s what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
HEYO!
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
See a doctor
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Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…
Mildy pizza-cutter
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
If your penis was 2D, sure.
Mine is 2D.
2” D
And you brought it home for a reason
Don’t act so high and mighty
It’s a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
I desperately want that rock
I’ve got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
I’ll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks… I’ve got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I’m in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
This is petrified dino dong.
A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
I’ll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
What’s a yooooblite?
Yooperlite. My bad. It’s a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-…-ITS GOT BALLS-…corvid.jay.jpg
How does it taste?
I can’t remember, I was stoned at the time.
