• TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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      5 days ago

      And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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    4 days ago

    This is the reality. Every company has that one thing you will hate.

    But if you’re looking for the place that hits everything you want, that’s a unicorn.