The three little pigs of course! But you only needed the first 3 emojies :)

This is a story about a Superhero Wolf that can generate winds as powerful as tornados with his breath and knock down the houses of corrupt police officers and turn them into tasty bacon.

Hmm, this does raise the question if these high unicode character are actually emojis?

Oh, ouch! I hope you got treated quickly and without lingering effects.

You went out clubbing, you got drunk, met some guy, had some drink, went to your house or his house, had sex till dawn . The next morning you left. Some time later you had to call for a doctor’s appointment because you were feeling sick

The big bang theory intro theme song started playing in my head instantly when I saw this, well done.

Really? I haven’t watched it in a while, but I don’t remember that scene after the legs but before the run.

It took me until ”🤕🍦🎖️" to realize what I was reading.

Life is like a box full of emojis, sometimes you get peach and zucchini.

Is this :.|:;?

FBI open up

8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣

IRL - Climate Change in a nutshell

this is fine

A terrorist-shark, radicalized by the evil humans who litter at the beach, threw a bomb at the clouds and cause it to precipitate, and it rains non-stop, causing flooding so intense, that it threw the cars into the ocean, therefore saving the Earth from more CO² emissions.

This is my favorite one lol.

Someone exploded a beached whale and then you drive home in the rain

Damn, even tighter than the original

Isn’t that the thing where you tell a story using like 5-6 words?

Something like: On sale, baby shoes, never worn.

And then there’s like 10 different interpretations from a misscarriage, to abortion, to maybe even someone murdered the baby.

📜🚫🙈🙉,💬👀➡️🧠💥

🔍🔺️♠️🔪☠️🍖🍽🍷

🃏