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Fake nails.
Clothing with brand names all over the place
Teslas
The Kardashains
Giant fake gold chains lol
Military parades
Anything gilt in gold. Its a poor mans idea of wealth
Making champagne bottles pop.
To quote one of my old sommeliers, opening a bottle of sparkling wine should be “as quiet as a nun’s fart in Mass”.
But…why? Popping the cork is fun and festive, and considering most people only have that experience a handful of times in their lives, why try to stifle that little joy?
You can buy a bottle of sparkling wine for $20.
Even less, a bottle of niceish Prosecco costs like 10 USD here(European country with fairly high alcohol taxes). If you just want any sparkling wine, there are stuff down to like 7 usd.