This will totally end well, and without any unforseen consequences.

Remember to hack your governor module

Oh goodie

I just want a chance at some cool mutant powers before the air becomes unbreathable due to unchecked forest fires and rampant airborne diseases. Whatever gets us to mutation quicker!

You need more than synthetic chromosomes to build artificial people. In fact, you don’t even need synthetic chromosomes at all. They really have nothing to do with each other.

I’ve already got enough dystopian sci-fi coming about right now, do we really need to add Gattaca to the list?