Happens at least twice a day :(

  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.

    The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.

    Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.

    I feel weird writing this down.

    • Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.

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      1 year ago

      I have, larger than normal like higher sack sitting balls, especially when I first sit down and the boys kinda tighten up to the breeze. My sausage sort of sits on top of them and doesn’t hang super downward sometimes. Abnormal ball to dick ratios, cold weather or “growers” probably how this happens. I’ve had it happen a few times when it’s sitting weird and I don’t address it.