Happens at least twice a day :(
Uh, no.
Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.
The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.
Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.
I feel weird writing this down.
How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.
I have, larger than normal like higher sack sitting balls, especially when I first sit down and the boys kinda tighten up to the breeze. My sausage sort of sits on top of them and doesn’t hang super downward sometimes. Abnormal ball to dick ratios, cold weather or “growers” probably how this happens. I’ve had it happen a few times when it’s sitting weird and I don’t address it.
No, I ensure my gentleman sausage is pointing downward before I let loose the golden stream.
I hold him down while I pee so that doesn’t happen anymore. It took one time when it went directly on my shorts for me to adjust my habits so it wouldn’t happen again.
It happens to me very occasionally, specifically with circular toilet seats instead of oval toilet seats. There’s one toilet at my dad’s house that gets me every time.
I can’t even quite visualize how that could happen.
No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
Bold of you to assume I am “big enough” for that to be an issue
Maybe it’s a small issue, if it has some length then gravity should pull the tip down 45 degrees or so.
