A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.
That’s methed up, man.
Sarah Lynn?.. Sarah Lynn…?
Her DNA was later found on the handle of a bloody knife found lying next to the victim’s body at the Daytona Beach home they shared, the affidavit stated.
And she would have gotten away with it if she’d bedewed the knife!
bedewed
TIL a word. This is masterful wordplay.
Apparently, she wouldn’t have had time since she bedewed herself AFTER she got arrested!
Not to dox myself but it’s always nice to see news about my home town as a reminder to never return
I have also been much happier since I left the Salt Life behind. Desantis can keep it.
You should throw in some untrue details about your location from time to time, just to throw off the scent.
We are from France!
Bonjour!
She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body
Everyone knows that this is a job for Diet Double Dew.
Lidl store brand blue raspberry energy drink works too
I don’t know, I would choose Voltage for cleaning up a crime scene. Blue things clean better.
No, that’s just for cleaning windows, you nincompoop.
Yup. Purples are best for general cleaning.
Just because it tasted like bleach doesn’t mean it’s going to clean up like bleach.
Florida
Yup that right there is the problem
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I like Diet Mountain Dew.
It’ll destroy your traces of DNA from your insides.
From one sticky situation to another.
What the…reads Florida…ahh…
What a shockingly Florida headline
DNA evidence being all the blood that she was covered with when the police caught her wandering around barefoot with a knife and hammer, outside a burger joint at half three in the morning? I’m sure that if she’d just had a moment longer to rinse it off, then her cast-iron ‘I usually carry stuff like that’ defence would have worked, and she wouldn’t have had to start fighting the police. So close to being the perfect crime.
Florida you say???
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Just Florida things
#LetFloridaSink
Yeah, but which flavor?
Yeah only blue works I thought everyone knew that…
In another life she would have been a keeper.
