Ivanka Trump lost her appeal and is officially set to testify in the fraud trial against the Trump Organization.

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    11 months ago

    Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

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      11 months ago

      Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

      Dont name him Donald.

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          “Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?”

          “Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald.”

          “But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn’t tease me if I was named Donald.”

          “Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth.”

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        You just reminded me of trying to enjoy a video game while some dipshit yelled at his crying baby, Khaleesi, to be quiet so he could focus. The last thing he heard before being booted from the raid was, “The character’s name is Daenerys.”

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          “She’s not named after the character, guys. She’s named Khaleesi because she’ll always be my little Princess.”

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          11 months ago

          The Artist Formerly Known as Prince did pretty well with his original name.

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        11 months ago

        I don’t want to one up both of you guys, but my wife is making enchiladas tomorrow. So things are going really well around here. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

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      11 months ago

      As a fellow Dad, this warms my heart to read. There will be no moment quite like that one in your life. Sending you good luck, good vibes and a whole lot of love.