I guess this is me now.

I fall poopy b-hole first onto the edge of my bathtub.

i am telefragged as my head is now inside of a table

My dog and I are now one. We have become, dogperson. All the bipedability of a person, with the infinite compassion of a dog. We are unstoppable.

Well I am pretty sure that puts me in the concrete wall at work. I probably won’t know, but my coworkers are going to need therapy for life.

I’m inside a wall now

I am outside in nothing but my underwear. It is cold and raining outside. The doors and windows are locked and i don’t remember the garage code. No one is home to let me in for another hour or so. D:

Dead I guess, bricked inside wall

I am now laying on my sister’s bed instead of my own.

If this happened 10 minutes ago, I would be outside of my car on the highway and that would be bad.

I am now sitting on the exact same bench in the exact same position except two feet to the left

My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.

I’m pooping, so no bueno.

I’m midway through the wall and no longer on the toilet.

I’m falling down my apartment building’s stairwell. Ow.

I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.