Opinion | Want employees to return to the office? Then give each one an office.
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Office space is leasing at a discount, making this a good time for employers to give workers individual offices, complete with desks and doors that close.
  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
    3·
    1 year ago

    I would settle for just the teleporter, so home is still seconds away. Then I would have a fridge, and private bathroom, and access to my dog.

    Can it be like the doors in Monsters Inc? I’ve got wall space for a door.

    (Teleporters, even linked teleporters would be such a game changer)

    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
      2·
      1 year ago

      Fuck that, I don’t want my boss coming into my house through a teleporter.

      So many employers act like they own their employees as it is.

      • RoboRay@kbin.social
        2·
        1 year ago

        Maybe if there was a controllable delay on the teleporter…

        NOTIFICATION: Your boss has entered the teleporter buffer. Allow materialization? [YES] [NO] [ASK ME AGAIN LATER]

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
        2·
        1 year ago

        Hey @entropicdrift, I’m sorry to wake you–you looked so peaceful–but do you have the cover page for this TPS report?