I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Seems like a really slow way to make corn.

Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier’s Pirates.

You’d think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

We don’t know their mind. We don’t know their kind. Dark necessities are part of their design.

That reminds me: my Uncrustable should be ready.

He exposes people to chemical sludge every time he enters a room.

A three-piece, too.

Wouldn’t a meteorite this size do some crazy amount of damage that we could still see (i.e. a crater)? Or too small for that?

He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?

You just earned yourself a seat on the board.