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minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoDon’t forget about semen. Billions of babies… on the carpet.
minus-squarelolcatnip@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoRemind me never to visit your home.
minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoI hate to tell you, but semen is on everything. Men jerk off literally everywhere.
minus-squareRaxiel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoTake care not to trip in the cum keepers crypt
minus-squareThorny_Insight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoSurely you can think of a better place to blow your load onto than on the carpet
Don’t forget about semen. Billions of babies… on the carpet.
Remind me never to visit your home.
I hate to tell you, but semen is on everything. Men jerk off literally everywhere.
I don’t.
Take care not to trip in the cum keepers crypt
Surely you can think of a better place to blow your load onto than on the carpet