ElCanut@jlai.lu to Technology@beehaw.org · 9 months agoGreat question Michaeljlai.luimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1782arrow-down10
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minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-29 months agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-squareExocrinous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoIt’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games