“Don’t come to work tomorrow.”
“thanks for the Snickers.”
Traveled down the road and back again…
Getting from there to here.
Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant!
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
For everyone who doesn’t believe this sort of thing ever happens, there’s a reason why this former security guard is now sitting offstage to the left of Jimmy Kimmel every night.
Kimmel started talking to him, befriended him, and eventually gave him a job.
Some people are nice. Some successful people are nice and are friends with other people who are not as successful as them. Sometimes they even help them out if they can.
The janitor my elementary got in trouble for being observed roller skating on the the roof of our gymnasium. Rumor started that they’ll fire him and every student promised violence if they did. Like, sure, maybe he should that but also otherwise he’s beloved so feel free to test your assumptions on the student response.
Thinking back to my middle school days, it’s entirely possible there janitor never rollerskated on the roof, the administration had no plans to fire him, but the students were still prowling around threatening violence over it 🤣
when I was in grade school who had a very nice Japanese janitor. one day a girl said he touched her and he killed himself. Afterwards the girl later said she lied about it.
Roller skating on the gym roof is awesome! He shouldn’t have been fired.
It’s amazing! They should have been given a raise!
is this really that unbelievable
people have been known to drink coffee, sometimes in the presence of others, even
No, unbelievability isn’t the problem, but I remember reading this long before Twitter was renamed X.
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Honestly I believe this because people are cunts.
He’s a video of a janitor getting an assembly for him
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“And then everyone clapped and I got a raise”
Bit cynical
It was the friends we made along the way.
Sounds like it came straight out of a Dhar Mann video
Yeah, infantalising mawkish drivel.
The image of this lonely peasant so eager for one of his betters to bless him with their company, it could only be written by someone very detached from reality