Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareCipher22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOk… so. For the terminally slow?
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·7 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
Ok… so. For the terminally slow?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?