Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does…”
lol same, or maybe “hold my beer.”
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
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I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
That is some good sucker punch
“pspspspsps” or “who’s a cute [animal that’s about to end me]”
Look, a kitty!
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“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Remember, if you don’t want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
- Man stabbed 5 times
28 Stab wounds
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I’ve experienced in life. Lot’s of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
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Probably something like ‘I’ve gotta pee’
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper “you absolute twaaaaaaaaa…” towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold… I’ll tell you where it is… it’s… it’s… dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like “whos a good girl?”
Wholesome, like it.
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Probably “Oops…”
More of a “Whoops” guy myself
What a save!
Fuckin finally
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh