• Kissaki@beehaw.org
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      5 months ago

      I only purchased this toothbrush from Amazon because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Alexa speaker that I wanted for the bathroom.

      • DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz
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        5 months ago

        I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Corporate Surveillance Device that I wanted for the bathroom.

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          5 months ago

          That NSA agent is going to have a grand old time, listening to poop concertos.

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            5 months ago

            I thought you were gonna say he’s going to have a grand old time listening to Grand Old Flag

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      I think we need to look a bit back in time for the answer:

      “If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them…let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted.”

      — From Dr. John Bridges’ Defence of the Government of the Church of England, 1587.