I was reading porn on my grandma’s laptop cause I was bored at a holiday get together.

Laptop battery died but I’m old so I’m not used to laptops saving your data when powered off.

I plugged the laptop in and went about my day. 20 minutes later all I hear is “what are you doing looking at this kind of smut?”

Luckily I was halfway out the front door to go smoke when I heard it so I was able to play it off like I didn’t.

Grandma doesn’t hug me the same…