I’d love for people to explain to me how being happy despite the current state of the world is anything less than cognitive dissonance.

You’re either miserable or living in a false reality.

Neither 😂

This is how I feel but with ass instead of boobs.

Don’t get me wrong I love boobs I just love ass more.

Seriously though. Ass is where all the fun stuff is!

That’s fair I just thought it was done to showcase the hypocrisy of a govt small enough to fit in your pants.

See I saw it as an irony type thing where the artist is showing the blatant hypocrisy of the idea of govt so small it fits into every household.

Maybe I’m just overthinking it.

Who tf just donates half a lion?

How do you end up in a position where you have two halves of a lion to donate in the first place??

Apparently I’ve been misled as the octopus I was thinking of, the argonaut, doesn’t actually have a detachable hectocotylus.

Zefrank lied to me.

Are you one of the species that rips theirs off and hucks it at the female to prevent being eaten?

Maybe I’m thinking of an octopus…

Is that not what this comic is saying?

Showing the blatant hypocrisy?

Seems like blissful ignorance to me.

Ba doyng doyng doyng

Arrrrrrroooooooooo

“I’ll break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!”

I’ve actually seen the opposite happen more often than the former. Both online and irl. A guy starts complaining about things and a cacophony of women show up to tell him how he’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman.

Whenever I do see the opposite and when the guy interjects all that’s said is “there’s a time and a place to talk about men’s issues” but like when is it then?

Tbf I couldn’t ever tell if that’s what they were trying to show or if she was just magic

There was a post a while ago asking people how they came up with their usernames and he said he got his by mixing his two dogs names together.

Loki and Kana. Kolanaki.

Don’t ask why I remember this very obscure detail because I don’t really know either.

Honestly the toilet flushing thing is stupid. You’re catching the shit particles regardless just by shitting.

If you can smell shit the particles are already in your lungs. Along with the myriad of other “gross” particles that just naturally exist in the air like pathogens, mold, skin cells, etc.

If you’re that worried about it I expect to see you wearing a hazmat suit 24/7

I fully expected this to have been posted by Kolanaki due to how he came up with his name.

I don’t like how everyone’s initial reaction is to tell people to just block everything they don’t like. Isn’t that exactly how you create an echo chamber?