What if we stage an intervention and have one of your childhood friends beat you while screaming about how your every single action is a sign you’re trying to kill yourself? -reasons why there’s a whole half of my family I don’t talk to anymore.

Well of course, it’s about less taxes for the rich not less taxes. It’s ok, all that wealth is gonna trickle down any time now.

Oh and their idea of small government is letting the rich stomp on you while police tanks roll though the streets mowing down anyone who doesn’t bow to them.

I feel like the right wing uses Darwin as an excuse for their chosen genocides rather than an explanation for why they die of intentionally getting diseases or eating toxic substances a guy on tiktok told them to.

If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.

Bonus for double barrelling it.

Well the headline got a chuckle out of me anyway. Still happy with Neon and it’s lack of AI bullshit.

I for one welcome the new ai lofi overlord.

I think both of us would be cool with it if I gave height to my buddy until we were the same. I think that puts both of us exactly at average.

That should probably be the fediverse’s alternate to reddit gold. Matches the theory and our own ethos pretty well.

My Minecraft base and Stardew farm are better than my sister’s but she could probably rock me in CoD.

Edit: Should add I’m the older brother

I’ve seen individual cabs in North Platte and Kearney as well but they were white minivans not yellow crown vics.

I’m from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn’t have a gun.

and you burn through nuclear fuel like nobody’s business.

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One assumes still an improvement given that the default option was mauling.

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn’t stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was “let me go grab you something to play with”

That may possibly be the dumbest thing I laugh at today. Thank you for that.

I’d genuinely believe that.

Thinking about it Cronkite and Wozniak make a lot of sense.