For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.
Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.
If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.
It helped us out
I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn’t fact check anything.
Here’s a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.
I’ve been on the internet for a long time and I’d never seen that one. You’re doing God’s work.
RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.
He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
There’s a Futurama episode where they do this!
You mean Minority Report?
Thats… that’s the joke…
Well, whoosh me, then.
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really tall guy from Jack Reacher
That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I’ve ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.
I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action… and the second movie was hot garbage.
Well that’s exciting to hear! I’ll definitely check it out now. Thank you!
The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.
I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.
The sexiest man of 2024?
Oh, that really tall guy.
Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.
You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
“Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!”
Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
Less lethal just means more practice.
An opportunity to shoot them twice!
I hope the Agent knows his Judo well
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
… was
Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?
No, it was democracy manifest.
This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw
I thought it was a poke at Minority Report
What is this, Person of Interest?
