The Assman

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

My guess is for horse riding

That’s clearly Eddie Burback

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

There’s a picture out there somewhere of an oven for sale on marketplace with a naked person in the reflection and a commenter said “is the turkey included?” 💀

Shrimps is bugs

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

GIANT TUBE WORMS

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

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I was literally in a CAVE the other day and I looked up and saw “under video surveillance”. You can’t even escape it 100 meters under the earth.

Yes it was a privately owned attraction. That’s not an excuse.

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We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

He means nothing interesting

You’re a printer, harry