AwwTopsy

The stairs are the best part!

Ah, I understand now. Apologies for the confusion. I’d guess his hole is quite stretched out by now.

I don’t know what his sexual activities have to do with it?

All the Brazilians I knew were shocked when they learned I only took one shower per day. Most of them claimed to take 3 per day. I just chocked it up to their being in a warmer climate.

This is the way. I’ve owned 8ish Dysons and never purchased one new. There are a lot of people who sell their Dyson because it’s “not working”. Surprise, if the motor is working and there is a suction problem, there’s just something stuck in the hose. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve bought a “broken” Dyson only to find an easily fixable blockage.

Whenever I got hurt, my grandmother would say “It’ll get better before you’re married!” I use that to this day with my nieces and nephews, who are not amused.